The Anarchist Bible Bet


Our Online Home Bible Study Course is going to persuade you to become an anarchist and join our movement to repeal the U.S. Constitution and abolish the government of the United States. If we fail, we will pay you $1,000.00.

That's One THOUSAND Dollars.
Added to your PayPal account
or cashier's cheque mailed to
your home, accountant, or attorney.


Partial List of Requirements

  1. You have to read the Bible from cover to cover, in chronological order, following our reading assignments.
     

  2. This is a one-year program. You can take longer, but you can't take less than one year to read the entire Bible and complete other program requirements.
     

  3. This is a 365-day program. You can take more days, but you cannot complete more than 1/365th of the program in any 24-hour period.
     

  4. You have to answer one or two easy, obvious, no-brainer, no-trick questions on each of these 365 days. "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?"
     

  5. You must blog your answers to our questions. We will set up the blog for you. The blog will time-stamp your answers and will be a public record of your compliance with the terms of this wager. We will "monetize" the blog with advertisements of our choice which will bring us a minimum of $1,000 in revenue per year, enabling us to pay off the bet in the extraordinarily unlikely and improbable event that we lose this bet. You will get paid $1,000; we will retain all revenue generated above $1,000. All advertisements will be family-friendly; no gambling.
     

  6. You are not required to provide any proof whatsoever that you can pay up when you lose this bet. (And you will lose.) You will not be required to give us your credit card number. You will not be required to send us a registered letter from your attorney or accountant certifying that $1,000 has been placed in escrow in the event you lose this bet. (And you will lose.) Since we're anarchists and don't believe in "the government," we're not going to go crying to "the government" when you lose this bet but won't pay up. (And you will lose.) 
     

  7. If we lose the bet and don't pay, you may sue us in one of the government's courts, put a lien on our bank account, and send an armed Marshall out to shoot our dog, taser us, throw a flash grenade in our child's playpen, put us in handcuffs, waterboard us, lock us in a cage to be sodomized by a psychopath, and nuke our whole neighborhood "back to the stone age," but we won't sue you and ask the government to hurt you when you lose and don't pay. That's because we're anarchists, and you're not.
     

  8. Yet.


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Did you have a nice 4th of July?

Did you celebrate "Independence Day?"

That great Holiday of Hypocrisy?

Millions of Americans believe that on "Independence Day" America celebrates the Freeing of the Slaves.

Go ahead. Laugh at these ignorant Americans:

But America's Founding Fathers would laugh at you.

I'll prove that, and then show you how you can become

  • An Extraordinary American,
 
• An Extraordinary Christian,
  • An Extraordinary Human Being
.

I'm assuming you realize the following (if I'm wrong, please click the "proof" link):

  1. One of the issues in America's "War for Independence" is summed up in the slogan "No Taxation Without Representation."

    Today we have far more taxation than in 1776 with far less representation.

    1. Total taxes in the colonies, including the tea tax, "the Stamp Act," etc., was 1-2%. Maybe 3% in Virginia. [proof]

    2. Total taxes in today's U.S.A. -- assuming you pay even one dime in personal federal income tax (47% of Americans pay no income tax) -- average around 60%. That's 20x more than the taxes that gave rise to the American Revolution. [proof]

    3. The tax on tea which fomented "the Boston Tea Party" was 3 pence per pound of tea. [proof]

    4. We pay ten times that amount on every gallon of gas we buy -- but we don't throw gas into the Boston Harbor. [proof]

    5. We have far less "representation" than the colonies had. (Actually, the colonies did not want any representation at all in Parliament. They wanted their own representatives here in America.)

    6. Most of our laws are made by unelected bureaucrats and most of our money is taken without any representation at all.

      1. [proof]

      2. [proof]

      3. [proof]

      4. [proof]

      5. [proof]

      6. [proof]

      7. [proof]

    7. It is therefore an act of massive hypocrisy to celebrate a "Declaration of Independence" when its Framers would consider us slaves.

  2. As in nations like Iran and North Korea, it would be illegal for a government employee in a government-run school in the United States of America to teach public school students that the propositions contained in the "Declaration of Independence" (1776) are objectively true.

    1. By "objectively true" I mean "true whether or not anyone actually believes them to be true."

    2. Granted, public school students in the U.S.A. can be taught that the Signers of the Declaration believed those things to be true "a long time ago."

      1. Implying that our government today is more highly evolved than the Founders

    3. Students can also be taught that the Signers really did not believe that what they wrote was true; it was all just a ruse to  hoard their wealth and keep their slaves and escape Britain's environmental protection regulations.

    4. But public school students cannot be taught that the following propositions are true whether or not the People or the government accepts them to be true:

      1. that there really is a God, and His existence is a "self-evident truth"

      2. that our rights really are the product of the intelligent design of our Creator (not a gift from the government)

      3. that all Americans really are obligated to conform their lives to "the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God" (which Blackstone said are to be found "only in Holy Scripture").

      4. that one day our actions really must pass judgment with "the Supreme Judge of the world," which is Jesus, according to Matthew 25:31ff., as found in "The Jefferson Bible."

      5. that all Americans really should have "a firm reliance on
             the Protection of Divine Providence."

      6. that Americans have a duty -- not just a right --
             to abolish any government that becomes a tyranny.
                  This is a religious duty.
                  As Jefferson put it,
                     "Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God."
        (Secularists inevitably make the government their god.)


        All of these foundational propositions violate the modern myth of "separation of church and state." Therefore none of these truths can be taught as truth in a school controlled by the secular government of the United States.

      7. Public school teachers cannot "endorse" these principles of the Declaration of Independence. [proof]

      8. Public school teachers cannot "promote" these principles of the Declaration of Independence. [proof]

      9. Public school teachers cannot exhort students to stand up for these principles of the Declaration of Independence and risk their lives, the fortunes and their sacred honor in their defense.

    5. It is therefore an act of massive hypocrisy to celebrate a document that is effectively banned in government-run schools.
       
    6. [proof] (Really? You still need proof?)

     

  3. The Declaration of Independence indicts Britain for

    1. "plundering seas"
    2. "ravaging Coasts"
    3. "burning towns"
    4. "destroying lives"
    5. "He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation."
    6. These acts were performed with muskets and cannons.

    And yet the current regime in Washington D.C. is guilty of far greater acts of barbarism, cruelty, and perfidy: 

    1. Weapons of Mass Destruction
    2. The United States is the most evil and dangerous nation on earth
      • The United States has killed, crippled or made homeless tens of millions of innocent non-combatant civilians around the world in just the last 50 years.
        • As many as seven million human beings in the "war on terror."
        • As many as 3.6 million people died in the war in Southeast Asia, including the U.S. bombing of Laos and Cambodia. There is good reason to blame the U.S. for the rise of ISIS as a result of the debacle in Iraq, and equally good reason for blaming the U.S. for the rise of the the Khmer Rouge, after the U.S. bombing of Cambodia, adding 1-3 million more avoidable deaths.  
    3. The United States is responsible for the rise of communism, socialism, and fascism around the world
    4. The Framers of the Declaration of Independence would say that the current regime in Washington D.C. is the enemy of Christian civilization. [proof]
    5. It is therefore an act of massive hypocrisy to celebrate The Declaration of Independence in such a nation as the U.S.A.

If you're with me this far, you'll agree that NOBODY who signed the Declaration of Independence would be celebrating on the 4th of July.

You should also agree that the authors of the Declaration of Independence (based on the principles clearly articulated in that Document) -- and anyone who professed to agree with that Document -- should take immediate steps to abolish the current government in Washington D.C.

America's Founding Fathers abolished a limited, Christian government over the American colonies.

They would certainly abolish today's totalitarian, anti-Christian government over the American states.
 


If you don't get all this, you're a victim of educational malpractice.

Actually, we're all victims of educational malpractice, otherwise we would know what to do.

If you get this, then you probably didn't celebrate on the 4th of July either. You're probably worried that America is headed off the edge of a cliff.

Most of us who realize the seriousness of our departure from America's founding charters don't really know what to do.

We feel helpless.

Here's my answer:

Go "Back to School"

Way back.

Back to 1730.

Back to 1630.

We need the kind of education that America's Founding Fathers received.

I'm not talking about "the 3 R's" (Reading, Writing, and Arithmetic)  (though you may need those too) (you can quickly learn these through the Ron Paul Curriculum or the Kahn Academy).

I'm talking about the kind of education that enabled ordinary farmers in upstate New York in the 1780's to understand the issues presented in The Federalist Papers, while modern American law school students complain that they are too hard to understand.

We need those fundamental principles.

We need to know how to apply them to our current situation.

I'm not talking about a "Common Core" of "basic skills" like reading and math.

I'm talking about a moral framework. I'm talking about a worldview through which we view the facts of our world.

I'm willing to bet you one thousand dollars that:

  • you don't know what those fundamental principles are
  • you will agree after studying them that we not only need to abolish the current anti-Christian fascist regime in Washington D.C., but the entire concept of the "nation-state" must be repudiated, and all governments around the world must be abolished
  • you will become an anarchist.

Table of Contents

Big-Picture Overview:

  1. Why You Are Going to Lose "The Anarchist Bible Bet."

  2. Why You Are Going to be Delighted to Pay Us $1,000.00 for the Privilege of Being Transformed into a Bible-Believing Christian Anarchist.

  3. Who are we? Why should you trust us?


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Summary

  1. Why You Are Going to Lose "The Anarchist Bible Bet."

    • Because you're a victim of educational malpractice.

    • Every single person who signed the Declaration of Independence and Constitution would say you are

      • Not a real American, but a pawn of tyranny

      • Not a genuine Christian, but a practicing secularist

      • Not a decent human being, but a pathetic steward of the talents, privileges, gifts, and rights with which you were endowed by your Creator.

    • You live in a state of "dιtente" with the United States, the most evil and dangerous empire in the history of the world. Your moral sensitivities have been fried by your atheistic upbringing. You hardly know right from wrong.

    • You've fallen for the biggest government lie in all of human history:

      • You believe "anarchists" are the bad guys.

      • You believe those who "protect" us from an-archists (logically, "archists") are "The Good Guys."

      • According to Jesus the Executed Pacifist, this is 180° opposite the truth. Jesus told His followers not to be "archists."

    • Details.
       

  2. Why You Are Going to be Delighted to pay us $1,000.00 to transform you into a Bible-Believing Christian Anarchist.
     

    • You will experience the most profound personal transformation of your entire life.

    • You will have a greater affection for the Bible than you have ever had before.

    • You will begin a life of greater obedience to the commandments of God.

    • The next 365 days will be the most extraordinary year of your life

    • You will be 100% satisfied with your experience with our program and your transformation into a Bible-believing anarchist...

      ... or we will pay you ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS.

      Benefits

       

  3. Who are we? Why should you trust us?

    • We are “Vine & Fig Tree a 501(c)(3) non-profit, tax-exempt educational ministry dedicated to promoting a society where everyone dwells securely "under his own Vine and Fig Tree" (Micah 4:1-7).

    • When the Prophet Micah describes this “Vine & Fig Tree” society, he speaks of a prior beating of "swords into plowshares," and a nation which leaves vengeance to God and "never again will they train for war" (Micah 4:3)

    • This means we're a bunch of non-violent anti-war pacifist hippie wimps.

    • We promote Biblical virtues and "family values."

    • A longer Description of our ministry.

    • Go to our Home Page (off site).

    • Even if we lose this bet by failing to persuade you to become a serious follower of Jesus the Executed Anarcho-Pacifist, we will have planted seeds in your brain. Your life will not be the same. (But you will lose this bet.)

    • When we finish brainwashing you and you lose this bet, you will thank us by writing a generous tax-deductible check to further our anarchist brainwashing efforts around the globe.

    • Details about our mission and this outrageous marketing ploy.


As we'll prove on the next page, you are a victim of educational malpractice. You've been trained to believe that anarchists are violent people. You probably don't know that the word "anarchist" comes from two Greek words meaning "not an archist." No big deal; you don't know what an "archist" is.

"Everybody knows" (as they say) that an "anarchist" is a bad person:

  • a bomb-throwing
  • assassin
  • who rejects the doctrine of private property,
  • seeks to foment disorder, chaos and riots in order to overthrow the government by force and violence
  • and establish some dreadful political ideal like "the dictatorship of the proletariat," where everyone is his own god and criminals run wild.


No, this man is an "archist"

We here at the Anarchist Bible Bet are 100% opposed to such things. We hope you are too. The man above believes in using force to impose his will on others. He is therefore an "archist." Not an an-archist.

The Peaceful Anarchist vs. the Violent Archist

In addition to persuading you to become an anarchist and to join our movement to repeal the Constitution and abolish the government of the United States, our Online Home Bible Study Program is going to persuade you that Jesus prohibited resistance to and the violent overthrow of even the most evil empire. If you complete our assignments, you will come to reject government promises of "national defense," repudiate the 2nd Amendment, peacefully accept invasion and enslavement if necessary, repudiate vengeance, and you will be transformed into a Christian  PACIFIST  -- or we'll pay you $1,000.00


 
In addition to believing the statist propaganda about anarchists being violent, you've also been brainwashed into believing that anarchists are "lawless." "Anarchy" means "lawlessness."

You recoil at the idea of eradicating the United States from the face of the earth, the most anti-Christian and lethal archist empire in history, violently imposing its Secular Humanist agenda all over the planet, with hundreds of military bases around the world, subsidizing terrorists and tyrants of all stripes. You are a obviously victim of archist brainwashing. We are going to help you become the beneficiary of anarchist brainwashing.

We are going to transform you into a Bible-believing Christian who, as a follower of Christ,


This Man was executed as an "anarchist"
by the archists of His day.

This is the 180° opposite of what most of us have been told is an "anarchist" in our archist-approved "public" schools. 

We here at the Anarchist Bible Bet are not "lawless." In fact we're part of a movement known as "Theonomy," which is a word that comes from two Greek words meaning "God's Law." We oppose institutions like the Mafia and the State because they are opposed to God's Law.

The Theocratic Anarchist vs. the Secular Archist

In addition to persuading you to become an anarchist and to join our movement to repeal the Constitution and abolish the government of the United States, and in addition to persuading you to become a   PACIFIST,  who repudiates violence and armed revolution, our Online Home Bible Study Program is going to persuade you that the modern doctrine of "separation of church and state" is an atheistic myth, and you will join our movement to make the Bible "the law of the land," and transform America into a Christian Theocracy once again. If we don't, we will pay you $1,000.00

You're probably thinking to yourself,

“Anarchist
“Pacifist
“Abolish the United States
??“Theocracy?!?”

“This will be an Easy $1,000.00!”

Think again.
    


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Now, on to the expanded answers to your three questions:

  1. What Makes You Think I'm Going to Lose "The Anarchist Bible Bet?" [answer ☞]

  2. What Makes You Think I'm Going to be Delighted to Pay You $1,000.00 for the Privilege of Being Transformed into a "Bible-Believing Christian Anarchist?" [find out ☞]

  3. Who are you people? Why should I trust you? [read all about it ☞]

Or, if you've already heard about this Program and want to enroll right now before our available slots fill up, click here.
 


Where to go from here:

If you already sense that I'm going to win this bet, and if you sense that America's Founding Fathers would urge you to enroll in this home study program, please sign up here, and I'll let you know when I have the program ready to roll.





If you still believe the United States is a shining "City upon a hill," click one of the options below. You are a victim of educational malpractice.

That's why you're going to lose this bet.

Why you will be delighted to fork over a thousand bucks after you lose this wager.

If you're confused, click here for more details. Or arrange a time when we can talk on the phone.

If you're asking, "Who the heck are you people? Why should I trust you? click here.

If you want to know all the details about our Online Home Bible Study Course, click here.