The Anarchist Bible Bet
|Our Online Home Bible Study Course is going to persuade you to become an anarchist and join our movement to repeal the U.S. Constitution and abolish the government of the United States. If we fail, we will pay you $1,000.00.
That's One THOUSAND Dollars.
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Did you have a nice 4th of July?
Did you celebrate "Independence Day?"
That great Holiday of Hypocrisy?
Millions of Americans believe that on "Independence Day" America celebrates the Freeing of the Slaves.
Go ahead. Laugh at these ignorant Americans:
But America's Founding Fathers would laugh at you.
I'll prove that, and then show you how you can become
I'm assuming you realize the following (if I'm wrong, please click the "proof" link):
You should also agree that the authors of the Declaration of Independence (based on the principles clearly articulated in that Document) -- and anyone who professed to agree with that Document -- should take immediate steps to abolish the current government in Washington D.C.America's Founding Fathers abolished a limited, Christian government over the American colonies.
They would certainly abolish today's totalitarian, anti-Christian government over the American states.
|If you don't get all this, you're a victim of educational malpractice.
Actually, we're all victims of educational malpractice, otherwise we would know what to do.
If you get this, then you probably didn't celebrate on the 4th of July either. You're probably worried that America is headed off the edge of a cliff.
Most of us who realize the seriousness of our departure from America's founding charters don't really know what to do.
We feel helpless.
Here's my answer:
Go "Back to School"
Back to 1730.
Back to 1630.
We need the kind of education that America's Founding Fathers received.
I'm not talking about "the 3 R's" (Reading, Writing, and Arithmetic) (though you may need those too) (you can quickly learn these through the Ron Paul Curriculum or the Kahn Academy).
I'm talking about the kind of education that enabled ordinary farmers in upstate New York in the 1780's to understand the issues presented in The Federalist Papers, while modern American law school students complain that they are too hard to understand.
We need those fundamental principles.
We need to know how to apply them to our current situation.
I'm not talking about a "Common Core" of "basic skills" like reading and math.
I'm talking about a moral framework. I'm talking about a worldview through which we view the facts of our world.
I'm willing to bet you one thousand dollars that:
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As we'll prove on the next page, you are a victim of educational malpractice. You've been trained to believe that anarchists are violent people. You probably don't know that the word "anarchist" comes from two Greek words meaning "not an archist." No big deal; you don't know what an "archist" is.
"Everybody knows" (as they say) that an "anarchist" is a bad person:
We here at the Anarchist Bible Bet are 100% opposed to such things. We hope you are too. The man above believes in using force to impose his will on others. He is therefore an "archist." Not an an-archist.
The Peaceful Anarchist vs. the Violent Archist
In addition to persuading you to become an anarchist and to join our movement to repeal the Constitution and abolish the government of the United States, our Online Home Bible Study Program is going to persuade you that Jesus prohibited resistance to and the violent overthrow of even the most evil empire. If you complete our assignments, you will come to reject government promises of "national defense," repudiate the 2nd Amendment, peacefully accept invasion and enslavement if necessary, repudiate vengeance, and you will be transformed into a Christian -- or we'll pay you $1,000.00
You recoil at the idea of eradicating the United States from the face of the earth, the most anti-Christian and lethal archist empire in history, violently imposing its Secular Humanist agenda all over the planet, with hundreds of military bases around the world, subsidizing terrorists and tyrants of all stripes. You are a obviously victim of archist brainwashing. We are going to help you become the beneficiary of anarchist brainwashing.
This is the 180° opposite of what most of us have been told is an "anarchist" in our archist-approved "public" schools.
We here at the Anarchist Bible Bet are not "lawless." In fact we're part of a movement known as "Theonomy," which is a word that comes from two Greek words meaning "God's Law." We oppose institutions like the Mafia and the State because they are opposed to God's Law.
The Theocratic Anarchist vs. the Secular Archist
In addition to persuading you to become an anarchist and to join our movement to repeal the Constitution and abolish the government of the United States, and in addition to persuading you to become awho repudiates violence and armed revolution, our Online Home Bible Study Program is going to persuade you that the modern doctrine of "separation of church and state" is an atheistic myth, and you will join our movement to make the Bible "the law of the land," and transform America into a Christian Theocracy once again. If we don't, we will pay you $1,000.00
You're probably thinking to yourself,
This will be an Easy $1,000.00!
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Now, on to the expanded answers to your three questions:
Or, if you've already heard about this Program and want to enroll right now before our available slots fill up, click here.
|Where to go from here:
If you already sense that I'm going to win this bet, and if you sense that America's Founding Fathers would urge you to enroll in this home study program, please sign up here, and I'll let you know when I have the program ready to roll.
If you still believe the United States is a shining "City upon a hill," click one of the options below. You are a victim of educational malpractice.
Why you will be delighted to fork over a thousand bucks after you lose this wager.
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Famous Archists in History:
You'll recognize one of those archists above as Adolph Hitler.
Hitler did not kill six million Jews.
Name one Jew whom you can prove Hitler killed.
Six million Jews were killed by
six million Germans
who chose to wear a silly uniform, walk a silly goose-step, and follow the orders of a beyond-silly, pathologically evil man.
These Germans were archists. They were "ordinary people." Just like you.
If you don't take immediate steps to become an anarchist, then by default you'll be an archist. Plus, you'll be unable to resist the temptations, the bribes, the pressure and the threats by archists to become an archist. You'll become an archist just like those rows and rows of "good" Germans above. They are just like you. You are just like them. "Sensible." "Rational." "Practical."