The Anarchist Bible Bet


Our Online Home Bible Study Course is going to persuade you to become an anarchist and join our movement to repeal the U.S. Constitution and abolish the government of the United States. If we fail, we will pay you $1,000.00.

That's One THOUSAND Dollars.
Added to your PayPal account
or cashier's cheque mailed to
your home, accountant, or attorney.


If you've already read the first 7 requirements, click here.


Partial List of Requirements

  1. You have to read the Bible from cover to cover, in chronological order, following our reading assignments.
     

  2. This is a one-year program. You can take longer, but you can't take less than one year to read the entire Bible and complete other program requirements.
     

  3. This is a 365-day program. You can take more days, but you cannot complete more than 1/365th of the program in any 24-hour period.
     

  4. You have to answer one or two easy, obvious, no-brainer, no-trick questions on each of these 365 days. "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?"
     

  5. You must blog your answers to our questions. We will set up the blog for you. The blog will time-stamp your answers and will be a public record of your compliance with the terms of this wager. We will "monetize" the blog with advertisements of our choice which will bring us a minimum of $1,000 in revenue per year, enabling us to pay off the bet in the extraordinarily unlikely and improbable event that we lose this bet. You will get paid $1,000; we will retain all revenue generated above $1,000. All advertisements will be family-friendly; no gambling.
     

  6. You are not required to provide any proof whatsoever that you can pay up when you lose this bet. (And you will lose.) You will not be required to give us your credit card number. You will not be required to send us a registered letter from your attorney or accountant certifying that $1,000 has been placed in escrow in the event you lose this bet. (And you will lose.) Since we're anarchists and don't believe in "the government," we're not going to go crying to "the government" when you lose this bet but won't pay up. (And you will lose.) 
     

  7. If we lose the bet and don't pay, you may sue us in one of the government's courts, put a lien on our bank account, and send an armed Marshall out to shoot our dog, taser us, throw a flash grenade in our child's playpen, put us in handcuffs, waterboard us, lock us in a cage to be sodomized by a psychopath, and nuke our whole neighborhood "back to the stone age," but we won't sue you and ask the government to hurt you when you lose and don't pay. That's because we're anarchists, and you're not.
     

  8. Yet.


Anarchist Bible Bet.com


Did you already read how the United States is the most evil and dangerous entity on the planet? You might want to click here for the straight scoop on our home page.

Did you read about how far you fall from the standards of America's public schools 300 years ago? Click here before going on.

Did you read all the benefits of paying us $1,000.00 to transform you into a Bible-believing Christian anarchist? Click here before going on.

Did you read about the non-profit organization that sponsors this "wager?" Click here to find out why we're not like all the "anarchists" your public school teachers warned you about.

Did you read about our Christian Worldview Makeover Curriculum? Click here to see what you'll study when you enroll in our Colonial American One-Room Schoolhouse 2.0
 


You Need a Coach


Gentlemen, this is a football.

The iconic coach Vince Lombardi began his coaching career with the Green Bay Packers -- who were coming off a string of losing seasons -- by standing before a room full of professional NFL football veterans, holding up a football and saying, "Gentlemen, this is a football."

As if they didn't know.

Lombardi's point: championship teams are made not by concocting unprecedented "Hail Mary" plays. Losers are transformed into winners by going back to the basics, building a rock-solid foundation, and consistently executing disciplined progress toward the goal.

Once you lay a solid foundation and master the basics,
your personal coach can help you
overcome big problems
or achieve extraordinary goals
in all the most important areas of your life:

Faith Family Finances Fitness
  • Big questions
  • Purpose in life
  • Pleasing God
  • Who to marry
  • Successful marriage
  • Parenting
  • Career change
  • Getting out of debt
  • Starting your own business
  • Health
  • Energy
  • Longevity

... and many other goals to achieve and problems to solve

You live in the most evil empire in the world. No other empire has departed so far from such auspicious Christian beginnings.

Your country is headed over the edge of a cliff and you have no clue what to do to stop it.

If you had enrolled in this program years ago, you would already be

  An Extraordinary American,
 
An Extraordinary Christian,
  An Extraordinary Human Being.

You would know what needs to be done.

1 Chronicles 12:32
And of the children of Issachar, which were men that had understanding of the times, to know what Israel ought to do; the heads of them were two hundred; and all their brethren were at their commandment.

This is the program you need.

You pay nearly $13,000 each year for your child's Bible-free education in public school. You tithe $5,000 every year to your church to hear a Hallmark Card sermon once a week. You should pay $1,000.00 for a complete daily worldview curriculum and a coach to hold you accountable and accelerate your growth. More about "coaching."


Where to go from here:

If you already sense that I'm going to win this bet, and if you sense that America's Founding Fathers would urge you to enroll in this home study program, please sign up here, and I'll let you know when I have the program ready to roll.





If you still believe the United States is a shining "City upon a hill," click one of the options below. You are a victim of educational malpractice.

That's why you're going to lose this bet.

Why you will be delighted to fork over a thousand bucks after you lose this wager.

Who's behind this "Anarchist Bible Bet?" Why should I trust you?

If you're confused, click here for more details. Or arrange a time when we can talk on the phone.