The Anarchist Bible Bet
|Our Online Home Bible Study Course is going to persuade you to become an anarchist and join our movement to repeal the U.S. Constitution and abolish the government of the United States. If we fail, we will pay you $1,000.00.
That's One THOUSAND Dollars.
If you've already read the first 7 requirements, click here.
Partial List of Requirements
Anarchist Bible Bet.com
|Did you already read how the United States is the most evil and dangerous entity on the planet? You might want to click here for the straight scoop on our home page.
Did you read about how far you fall from the standards of America's public schools 300 years ago? Click here before going on.
Did you read all the benefits of paying us $1,000.00 to transform you into a Bible-believing Christian anarchist? Click here before going on.
Did you read about the non-profit organization that sponsors this "wager?" Click here to find out why we're not like all the "anarchists" your public school teachers warned you about.
Did you read about our Christian Worldview Makeover Curriculum? Click here to see what you'll study when you enroll in our Colonial American One-Room Schoolhouse 2.0
Did you read about the advantages of having a personal coach to encourage you to become extraordinary and hold you accountable?
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This website doesn't exist to pass out thousand-dollar bills to every Tom, Dick, and Harriet that comes along saying, "Yeah, I read the Bible, but I didn't become an anarchist, and I want my thousand bucks." You will have to go through hoops to get there, and we're betting that our hoops will persuade you to pay us to join our cause.
At the very least, our hoops will transform you to some degree, and that's what our donors want.
We offer a one-year "Life Coaching" Program. We want to sell you on that program. This "Bible Bet" is a marketing gimmick. In effect, we're offering a double-your-money-back guarantee on the program.
This Program Solves the Most Pressing Problem in Your Life.
In order to get started, we want to screen out trouble-makers and riff-raff, so there's a lengthy application process. The application process is free. No obligation.
Our next semester begins on July 6, 2015*.
Then get ready for a full assault of reality on July 6.
If you are willing to admit that you will not be able to resist Biblical reasoning, and are willing to go through an iron-sharpening-iron program and come out on the other side as a Bible believing Christian anarchist, then fill in the form below. We're looking for 2000 people who will admit defeat and pledge to support us to the tune of one dollar per month to help us administer this program.
If you still think you can complete the assignments in our curriculum and not be converted into a Bible-believing anarchist, and you want to enter into a wager in the vain hopes of winning $1,000.00 from us, then just fill in the form below and tell us you're ready to wager. We're going to talk on the phone and discuss the details.
This webpage ultimately links to over 2,000 webpages and blog posts created by Vine & Fig Tree, plus 1.6 zillion other webpages around the Internet. Go ahead and start digging. If you want a more systematic approach, dished out in bite-sized chunks every day, you should enroll in our program. And if you want personal accountability and coaching, those who donate are invited to attend our coaching webinars.
If you still believe the United States is a shining "City upon a hill," click one of the options below. You are a victim of educational malpractice.
Why you will be delighted to fork over a thousand bucks after you lose this wager.
Who's behind this "Anarchist Bible Bet?" Why should I trust you?
* or whenever we receive enough subscriptions to fund our platform.
July 5, 2015
Thank you for your interest in enrolling in the "Anarchist Bible Bet" Home Study Program.
When you enroll, you will be sent a 5-day Introduction to our Coaching Program. That Program is also marketed under the name "George Washington Coaching," "Samuel Adams Coaching," "Tea Party Coaching," and other names.
Then you will be sent a 7-day Introduction to the Vine & Fig Tree prophecy in Micah 4.
Then you will be sent a 95-day survey of the Bible and the Vine & Fig Tree Worldview.
When you complete these requirements, you qualify for the 365-day "Anarchist Bible Bet" Home Study Program.
Our autoresponder technology is not yet set up. Our apologies.
If you would like to access the introductory material from previous semesters, you can do that. The freshest, most up-to-date content will be delivered when our platform is working smoothly.
Here is the 5-day sequence from Samuel Adams and George Washington Coaching: "Five Things America's Founding Fathers Would Tell You If They Could Travel Through Time." Here's Thing 1.
The 7 audios from the Vine & Fig Tree prophecy in Micah 4 are available on our home page.
We hope to have our emailing technology working before you finish listening to those messages.